Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Yes this movie looks stupid, and no one seemed to like it, but you know the drill. I have adoring fans to please.

Wow, lets see if I can recount what just happened to me. As far as I can tell, a baby monkey wiped his excrement on some movie film, then dragged a few more reels through mud puddles and various sections of the jungle. Shortly thereafter, the monkey found financial backers and a distribution company, ported his footage to digital and edited down to ~80 minutes. Next the Monkey found me, and made me watch his travesty while the whole monkey family beat me in the head with sticks and rocks. I need a minute to recover.


Ok, so I've thought it over, and I may have been spared the monkey beatings, but I'm pretty sure the rest happened. That's all I can say about Craporium.

1 comment:

Marissa + Scott said...

hahaaaa! I guess that's what you get with a film that's written and directed by this guy: Zach, a 12-year-old